chayote revisited

Chayote tastes a little bit like zucchini except with less flavor and a firmer texture, more like sponge than glop.  So what do we have here?  a sponge that smells and tastes  faintly of compost.
Ok, I gave it a fair try. 

I have a better idea for what to do with the rest of them. 
Puppets anyone?