Baba Yaga does Phone Sales

This is deep forest Phones going from tree to tree Baba Yaga speaking how may I help you?
A Phone? you want a Phone? what sort of phone?
Tell me maam, what did you call me with? a squirril?
You called me from a Phone?  If you called me from a Phone then you have service and you don't need it.

The voices in my head have been feeding me dialog again.  Too bad that they tend to be very bad at it.